Drummer Jokes!
Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in the car? It took two hours to get the drummer out.
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they got machines to do that now.
What did the drummer get on his SAT's? Saliva.
How many people in your band? Three musicians and a drummer.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.
There is a room with the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a drummer with perfect timing and a drummer with bad timing. There's a $100 in the middle of the room. Who is going to get to the $100 first? The drummer with bad timing because the other three don't exist they are make believe.
How can you tell if the drum riser is level? There is drool coming out of both sides of the mouth of the drummer.
Why did the drummer leave his sticks on the dashboard of his car? So he could park in handicapped parking.
What is the difference between a pizza and a drummer. A pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted.
What has three legs and an ass on it? Drum throne.
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